Fargon, The Movie

SOON TO BE A MAJOR HOLLYWOOD MOTION PICTURE, "KILL FARGON!" STARRING:

Robert Carlyle as Fargon

Amy Lee out of Evanescence as Brunhilde

Emily Booth as Princess Autumna

Bob Geldof as Wizardslayer

Bob Dylan as Galadtobefey

Robert Llewellyn as Grimwally

Charlotte Uhlenbroek as The Goddess

Robert de Nero as Captain Vilepractice

Bob Hoskins as Boboskins

Robert Morley as Erolflin

Robbie Coltrane as Carigrunt

Robert Newton as Petacuke

Robert Guillaume as Detective Herbie Wells

Dame Judi Dench as Lieutenant Peggy Wodehouse

Robin Williams as Chef

Bobby Charlton as Kitchen Drudge 1

Bobby Darin as Kitchen Drudge 2

Special Effects by Industrial Light and Magic

Directed by Robert Wise

Produced by Wishful Thinking

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Making Movies.

I was born in 1948, so I'm old enough to know better... and old enough not to care... I was born in 1948, so I'm old enough to remember when my family in Britain could not phone relatives in Canada because to do so would have cost about a week's wages.

Now I run five web sites which have cost me nothing but time and effort, and which can be seen by anyone in the world with access to a decent terminal and the right information.

Twenty or thirty years ago, I would not have believed such a thing possible.

Now, I could buy some software and hardware and make a simple cartoon fairly cheaply.

In twenty or thirty years time, it is possible that the people listed above will be digitised and stored, along with a huge variety of scenery, props, movements and everything else needed to make a movie.

If that happens, if I'm still alive, and I can still be bothered, I'll make "Kill Fargon!" and stick it on my website, or whatever they'll be using then.

This is not the science fiction future I read about in the 1950's and 1960's; things keep breaking down and it's actually far more interesting.